Brendan directed us on a GOOGLE search for WMD a few days ago, and although I was as disappointed as I’m sure you all were that GOOGLE did not come through for us, fortunately I thought of checking eBay!

True, I did not actually find WMD. However, I DID find valuable clues to where they might be hidden, to elude detection so successfully.

Bear in mind, the first item is representative of a class of like items - the one I thought most likely to throw search parties completely “off the scent”. If you click on “View Seller’s Other Items” you will see how great the potential is here. Remember - these CAN be purchased in bulk, as well as larger sizes! And botulin toxin as well as anthrax spores do not take up much space., anyhow.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2938728085&category=3204

Secondly, I found where SADDAM and his sons are hiding! Well, not for sure where but certainly HOW. See what you think of my suspicions. . Scroll all the way down to examine the extreme versatility of this one.

As important, this same item could equally well be used to hide the WMD themselves! And a bargain price too.

How typical of those medieval butchers, to rely on Yankee ingenuity in their hour of need.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2939064409

The last item - well - I just bumped into it while searching for the others, but it sure looked handy for something considering all that goes on in the world today!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2938814001&category=3204

Perhaps one of you would like to extend the search to AMAZON.