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#798868 - 02/15/05 07:29 PM "Do the chickens have large talons?"
NAK Offline
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"Do they have what?"
"Large talons."
"I don't understand a word you just said."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Sorry for the useless thread, but this movie is just too funny!

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#798869 - 02/15/05 08:36 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Sorry to disagree with you NAK, but I just don't think that ANY thread is completely useless. I think one could learn SOMETHING, no matter how pointless, insignificant, trivial or even downright drivelous from almost ANY thread in this forum. ... [Rosanna] There's always SOMETHING [/Danna]...

hang on a second ......

hmmmmm.....


well....


[Emily] "Never mind" {/Litella]


\:\)
Bob

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#798870 - 02/15/05 08:40 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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[Oy] fricken [/Vay]
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#798871 - 02/15/05 08:59 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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What movie?
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#798872 - 02/15/05 09:01 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
Quidam Offline
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napoleon dynamite LOL!!!!!!!!!! I laugh just thinking about that movie. \:D do chickens have large talons... he he that would make a good sig line.
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#798873 - 02/15/05 09:02 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Legend Of The Great Bald Frickin' Chicken.....
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#798874 - 02/15/05 09:17 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Registered: 01/01/05
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I wouldn't call this thread useless... it inspires conversation! (for better and for worse)

"Ishmael...
I have a really important question to ask you"

"yeeeeeeeeeees"

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

"no"

"ok"

"otherwise theyd have lips"

"so they don't have lips?"

"indeed"

"fascinating
so the bullies would be lying if they said to the chickens, 'you suck'?"

"yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
but
they could say
'you peck'"

"oh dear"

"i know"

"that's terrible
but what do lips have to do with large talons?"

"thats a good question
but i cant answer that
youll have to look it up
indeed"

"sacre bleu
I cannot grasp the meaning of this conversation
perhaps my talons are not large enough"

"thats ok
i dont think anyone else on my web broadcast can either"


Not a particularly inspiring conversation, I'll admit, but a conversation nonetheless.... \:D
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#798875 - 02/15/05 09:44 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Posts: 2561
Loc: Canada
"I see you're drinking 1-percent. Is that cuz' you think you're fat?"

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#798876 - 02/15/05 11:14 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Just reading it, I would have guessed, like 25% or so.

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#798877 - 02/16/05 06:24 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Registered: 05/27/04
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Loc: Illinois/Thailand/Korea
Huh? ;\)

Jennifer - scratching her head (though still smiling) over this thread and thinking that there are really only two forum members; her and the person who has 9000+ sockpuppet!

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#798878 - 02/16/05 06:37 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
Nina Offline
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Registered: 08/13/01
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Loc: Phoenix, AZ
I've gotta get my hands on a copy of that movie...

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#798879 - 02/16/05 08:57 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Get it, Nina! I want everyone to see this movie.

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#798880 - 02/16/05 09:01 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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I have it next up on my Netflix queue -- I've seen it but my GF hasn't... it's a blast -- brought me right back to high school!

(and a sweet story to boot).
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#798881 - 02/16/05 09:07 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Posts: 6416
Loc: Washington D.C. Metro
I spent, like, three hours on the shading on your upper lip.
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#798882 - 02/16/05 09:16 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 2561
Loc: Canada
"What are you drawing?"
"A Liger."
"What's a Liger?"
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic."

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#798883 - 02/16/05 09:17 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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NAK, don't make me go get my daughter's CD. 'Cause you know I will.

My lips hurt real bad.
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#798884 - 02/16/05 09:18 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
NAK Offline
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Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 2561
Loc: Canada
What CD?

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#798885 - 02/16/05 09:21 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Registered: 02/14/03
Posts: 6416
Loc: Washington D.C. Metro
My daughter has the Napoleon Dynamite CD. And I have the theme song and another song from the movie in the car. The theme song is actually quite nice.

The deleted scenes on the CD are quite, um, interesting.
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#798886 - 02/16/05 09:24 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
NAK Offline
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Registered: 09/20/04
Posts: 2561
Loc: Canada
HAAHA! I love the music! It fits the movie perfectly.

P.S. Is your daughter cute? ;\)

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#798887 - 02/16/05 09:29 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Yes, my daughter is a fox.

A thirteen-year-old fox.

:pumps shotgun:
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#798888 - 02/16/05 10:05 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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EEK!!! Wow, don't I feel stupid. Sorry...eheh.

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#798889 - 02/16/05 11:44 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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\:D
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#798890 - 02/16/05 08:21 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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"I caught you a delicious bass"
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#798891 - 02/16/05 08:26 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
Matt G. Offline
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Registered: 06/22/01
Posts: 3789
Loc: Plainfield, IL
 Quote:
Originally posted by NAK:
P.S. Is your daughter cute? ;\) [/b]
 Quote:
Originally posted by Cindysphinx:
Yes, my daughter is a fox.

A thirteen-year-old fox.

:pumps shotgun: [/b]
 Quote:
Originally posted by NAK:
EEK!!! Wow, don't I feel stupid. Sorry...eheh. [/b]
NAK, do the math... if you can wait six years, you've got it made. \:D

Oh, and BTW, Cindy's "fox" comment places her squarely in the late 1970's. Back then a "fox" was someone like Farrah Fawcett -- who's now old enough to be your grandmother -- a gorgeous specimen of womanhood. Cindy is a "fox," too, and you know what they say: "The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree." ;\) )
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#798892 - 02/16/05 09:32 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Registered: 10/16/02
Posts: 233
Loc: Western NY
Nice bike.
You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
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#798893 - 02/16/05 09:43 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Posts: 1124
Loc: California
 Quote:
Originally posted by Matt G.:
 Quote:
Originally posted by NAK:
P.S. Is your daughter cute? ;\) [/b]
 Quote:
Originally posted by Cindysphinx:
Yes, my daughter is a fox.

A thirteen-year-old fox.

:pumps shotgun: [/b]
 Quote:
Originally posted by NAK:
EEK!!! Wow, don't I feel stupid. Sorry...eheh. [/b]
NAK, do the math... if you can wait six years, you've got it made. \:D

Oh, and BTW, Cindy's "fox" comment places her squarely in the late 1970's. Back then a "fox" was someone like Farrah Fawcett -- who's now old enough to be your grandmother -- a gorgeous specimen of womanhood. Cindy is a "fox," too, and you know what they say: "The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree." ;\) ) [/b]
oh... i've seen some apples fly from the tree. like if they had wings or something...

"Greetings... You are early. You aren't supposed to be here for another 1,856 years."

-What is this place?

"This is the housing facility for the Great Weapon. I am the keeper of the great weapon. You are the Great Destroyer. You will demolish the facility, kill me, steal the Great Weapon and bring about the doom for billions of people. Welcome! How may I be of assistance?"

-What are you talking about?

"Your coming has been foretold by the Great Prophecy."

-Does your society have any adjectives other than "great"?

"The Great Prophecy warns that the Great Destroyer will be a blue being."
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#798894 - 02/17/05 06:20 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Matt,

How *dare* you! Use of the term "fox" does *not* date me as a child of the 70's!

Fine. Have it your way.

My daughter is not a fox, then. She's a brick house.
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#798895 - 02/17/05 06:33 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Posts: 19862
Loc: Kansas
That's one of my favorite songs to dance to. I generally only dance at church fundraisers. I am known as THE dancer, starting at the very first song, and demanding just a few more at the end. We have a very big, coordinated black dad who is also known as a dancer too. We are expected to dance this song at every event... coming up on this Saturday..

Ow, she's a brick house
Shes mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
Ow, she's a brick house
I like ladies stacked, that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothin' back
Ow, she's a brick house
Well-built together, everybody knows, this is how the story goes

She knows she's got everything
That a woman needs to get a man, yeah, yeah
How can she lose, good stuff she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand

'Cause she's a brick house
She's mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
Hey, she's a brick house
Oh, I like ladies stacked, that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothin' back
Oh, she's a brick house, yeah
She's the one, the only one, built like an amazon

Mmm, the clothes she wear, her sexy ways
Make a old man wish for younger days, yeah, yeah
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sho'nuff can knock a strong man to his knees

'Cause shes a brick house
Yeah, she's mighty, mighty, jJust lettin' it all hang out
Hey, brick house
I like a lady's stacked, that's a fact, ain't holdin' nothin' back, ow

Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down, down

Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, ow

Brick house
Yeah, she's mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
Ow, a brick house
Yeah she's the one, the only one, built like an amazon, yeah

Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it, shake it

Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, down
Shake it down, shake it down, shake it

Ow, a brick house
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#798896 - 02/17/05 06:42 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Posts: 3789
Loc: Plainfield, IL
 Quote:
Originally posted by Cindysphinx:
Fine. Have it your way.

My daughter is not a fox, then. She's a brick house. [/b]
Oh, yeah, that's soooooo[/b] much better! ;\)
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#798897 - 02/17/05 03:08 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Registered: 11/06/02
Posts: 3773
Loc: Boulder, Colorado
".... it's a liger"


...
...
...

"are you good?"
"...I'm probably the best person that I know of"
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#798898 - 02/17/05 03:14 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Thanks, Apple, I never knew what was being sung.

My education is now complete and Piano World has fulfilled its role in bring me to a cultural height that I was previously incapable of ascending!
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#798899 - 03/29/05 11:47 AM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
kathyk Offline
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Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 6971
Loc: Maine
Where's Nak, anyway. I have just one thing to say to him.

Gawwwwwd!

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#798900 - 03/29/05 12:10 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Registered: 05/25/01
Posts: 2419
Loc: Columbus, Ohio
I've sat through, like, infinity of showings of this movie just in the last month. Since the kids (and we adults) now have big chunks of it committed to memory, I suggested that we start watching it dubbed into Spanish, with English subtitles, to help me improve my Spanish. I'm sure that there will come a day in Central America when I'll be able to work "Tienen los pollos garras grandes?" into a conversation. \:\)

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#798901 - 03/29/05 12:14 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
kathyk Offline
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Registered: 08/19/03
Posts: 6971
Loc: Maine
Ain't it funny. Our 10 has been contantly quoting lines! \:D

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#798902 - 03/29/05 12:24 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Posts: 614
Loc: Minnesnowta
We finally rented that movie. Strangly funny! My 11 year old thinks it is hilarious. I have to admit, I laughed out loud in a few spots.

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#798903 - 03/29/05 07:21 PM Re: "Do the chickens have large talons?"
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Loc: USA
Evidently I'm an easy laugher, because I found myself chuckling at the opening credits... o the joys of being easily amused! \:D
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