With the upcoming and very unfortunate demise of the CR can we expect some revelations about just which puppets belong to which member? I am sure I won't be the only one left wondering. Time to fess up!

I don't have any, except that stoopid samekenny thing.
And one of those was not even me.
I think Samekenny3 was TomK.

I think Mercerito was TomK

What are your suspicions?
Roi? - I'd guess Larry

I already made my confession. Did no one see it?

Chickgrand is my sockpuppet.

Like he is. Do you think I'd let you take credit for all that work creating that farcical character?

(Nice going, Gumby! )

I saw it, you green and stretchy guy, you.

Jodi

Never had a sock puppet. I've sure enjoyed a few that have come down the pike though.

Gee I only get 4 posts under my real name and one's a dupe due to "flood protection"?

(Noting my sigline was going to get me banned anyway. )

I really never developed much of a personality...

It's never too late.

I'll give you 20 minutes.

GO!

Hey, is my ex-wife posting again??

Carmen can't play88keys like I can!



They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat.
When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street.
When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
The senoritas they sing and they swing with terampero-
It's very nice, so full of spice.
And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros-
Singin' a song, all the day long.
So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.

Carmen sez:

He's really a modest guy, although he's the hottest guy
In Havana, in havana.


Si, sinorita I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chick
It's very nice, so full of spice.
I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your hand
Then we shall try - just you and I. I-yi-yi!
So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom

Shake Your Booty, Daddy, Wow!
See ya!

When it comes to be ... I may post a pic ...

kenny! Weren't you paying attention? Roi has already been revealed!

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seriously Kenny... get with it!

My dearest Yodi, you already know my true identity, but perhaps I should tell Jodi whom the triplet is as well.

jgoo

I had one, but it was for a specific purpose and I forgot the reason. It was probably to mess with jodi, but I'm too tired to go searching.

sameol_sameol
Bob

Klurs! I loved your super squirel!

I'm dying to know who half the people are in this old thread. C'mon, fess up.

Sockies Night Out

annabelle wants to know who Harpo is

Oh Crash

Guess who...

I'll take a stab and guess you're married to Pique.

opps

I think it's Jodi's husband.

Hmm -- Does this help Improv?
A little clue

Who's the babe?!

Hello there, sweetie.

Wait wait... we have another poster who likes naked quilting!

Well, I'll be damned.

You have no idea how many nights I wondered who is this hot babe Blondie. Hubba Hubba.

Bravo Katie. Your an A++ sockie in my book.

HONK HONK

I have GOT to know who Harpo is.

I think he just gave us our first clue without stepping out of character. I've totally enjoyed Harpo. (Watched the whole Marx Bros. marathon on TCM last week.)

Now, who can guess my other sock puppets? (Aveu and Roi excluded and given that I even have others..!)
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(but if I do, they are spicy, and they probably won't honk for anyone, don't you agree! )

I'm Bernard.

Now...

Do you really what to hurt me
Do you really want to make me cry?

Nope, Guy D' is not Jodi's husband. Guy D' = Guide? Give us some hints, please!

Jodi

Whoh!

Didn't kno this place was done.

I'm Mercutio
The Laughing Cavalier
and Samekenny3--for which I ask kenny's apology.

That's all. I'm a troll and a clown but in the end I love you all.

Tom

Not true not true not true, Tom. What about Bud Struggle - the guy who stole my heart?

You are right, Bud had two posts.

I was Arial, too.

That's it.

Funny thing is, I thought Bud was my favorite brother-in-law who I had been trying to lure onto the forum to kick conservative butt. I was ecstatic. I do think that was your best post ever, Tomk. Too bad you can't always be in his personality.

I'm not revealing my sockies until I knew this is really a thing of the past. I haven't come to accept that yet.

:rolleyes:

Notice the spelling diff Nina - he really was Arial.

Since when does spelling count??

"I'm lookin' fer little feller who sometimes strays into these parts. He don't say much 'cept honk his old car horn now an' agin and cause a bit of innocent mischief. Be known to impersonate a dog catcher and chase the lady folk. It's time for me take him home now seein' that some folks 'round these parts have got in their heads they'd string him up. I figure if anyone's gonna put him down, it best be me."

kathy,

I thought you were only were kidding about Bud. That was pretty much me. TomK was always a troll invention--I always said so.

The girl's got a point. :p

I hated Bud... such a wimp

Once I was a sock puppet, but I made everyone guess who I was. Who remembers?

That's why I loved him Apple.

Renauda--Pleasure to know you.

We disagreed on some, agreed on much more, Your posts were always interesting. But most importantly, I have always thought you'd be a guy to sit back and have a couple of beers and play some FREAKIN' GUITAR with.

MattG?

This thread is taking on the tone of the Titanic.

OMG, now we will be hearing about this for another 2 years!

jf

at least they'll have somethin to find next time they goes asearchin

I wreckin' so TomK. Someday, who knows?

I do! I do! How could I EVER forget such a sweetie?

:3hearts:

Renauda, you are a very special man. It would be great to cross paths with you someday. (pssssst! Improv and I might be in Montana this summer!)

Anyone care to guess who I am?

LP?

I think minime was the sweet side of kathy.

Thanks Plays.

You once told us how this guy was wearing your tights on stage:



Wish I'd been there.

This is beginning to feel like one big fat EST encounter group. . . ..

Well, since it looks like this catastrophe is truly unfolding, I'm here to spill the proverbial beans while crying in my pint o' brew. Tomk, cad that he is, guessed correctly that minime inhabited kathyk. I guess she needed a puppet to show her nice side, eh?

Well, so am I! Fooled ya!

Any more revelations?

All that clever work to craft the perfect sockie. Chuckling to yourself as you posted incognito with the perfect comeback. Nervously clicking the refresh button while waiting for someone, anyone to acknowledge your cleverness.

Come forth now and take your bows, or miss the chance forever.

So *who* is Stainweggie?

Someone named RiderChick formed one day, but she just couldn't speak for me, so I let her *ride*

She's gotta ticket to ride! She's gotta ticket to ride! She's gotta a ticket to ride, and I don't care! (horses that is - not motorcycles)

I *do* owe you that story, don't I? I was backstage taking pics for the promoter of the DP concert. At one point Blackmore rushed into the green room asking if anyone had pantyhose or tights he could borrow. I was wearing a pair of burgundy tights. I gave them to him...he, in typical RB fashion, sniffed them first, made a lewd comment, put them on and pranced out on stage. The crowd went into an uproar over that.

He actually gave them back to me when he was finished. I never wore them again.

You may not realize it, but I was Ivorythumper.

I really fooled you all, didn't I.

You must have had some pretty good arguments with youself at home.

I'm waiting for JA/RZ.

Ok, ok.


I'm Christopher Quinn.

Forgive me ... as I'm Canadian ... but who is "Grammar Police" again?

KathyK.

Well, by golly ....

And is it true about you ....?

I love Chris--but he couldn't go five seconds on a forum without posting a 8X10 glossy of himself.

I love Chris...but that made me choke....

jf

How about 4 x 6....

The bad boy himself!

Jon-nyc - you bad one! If you really are Chris - which I don't think you are (I'm gullible though) then Chris moved to a new house and got rid of his beloved AF for a Bosie!

Nothin wrong with a little upgrade, eh?

I'm still waiting for Stainwegie to come clean.

You got me, Teach, Chris might move house for a good joke, but he wouldn't sell his AF for nuthin!

I just love being Secretary of State....

Sometimes I am careless though and both TomK and Jodi caught be being sloppy....

jf

:D I didn't see any dogs either!

Now I am jealous! I wouldn't have given your tights back.

Are you serious??

No wonder you didn't want your son circumcised.

I had to look close to catch that.

I know who Stainweggie is.....

So then Larry, how are Taquisha's propellers?

I know who Stainweggie is.....[/b]


Watch yo mouth, man. Don't be tellin' stuff like that on me, or I'll have my sweet Taquisha slap the taste out yo mouth..........

Isn't it a shame Jgoo, that some of the adults here weren't able to see my sense of humor......

But you edited. Sure they are very minor edits, but my posts don't seem like they make as much sense now.

Still though, the whole stain thing, GENIUS!!!

Where IS Thumper, anyhoo? He just up and disappeared a couple of weeks ago.

MEEOOWW!
Just 'cos he's better looking than you Tom. :rolleyes:

Tom, he lasted almost two hours in the WTF:

CJQ on WTF

Btw, nobody's told me who Shakespearian Syrian was yet.

He's kind of got addicted and then quit cold turkey. His business is up and he's getting married in July. Also, he's going to Germany to see the new Pope on World Youth day. So he's got a lot on his plate.

He's a great guy.

I really like that guy--that's just the way actors are.

And Lucy--NO WAY! He's from Brooklyn, I'm prettier than any guy from Brooklyn. jon--you're from Brooklyn--put up your picture and show her!

Yeah, a member of Hitler Youth eh? Who'd of thought?

Edit: Oops - The Pope that is.

I'm a Manhattan transplant, though. And you're from the ***-end of long island. I'm afraid I'm much better looking that you are.

I like Thumper too. I hope he hasn't abandoned us for good.

As was mandatory for all German youth at that time.

JB, I know that mate. I was alluding to Tom's previous post.

P.S. I'll miss you btw. You're an independant thinker who never seems obliged to follow the party line. I like that.
P.P.S. That photo was something else aswell..........

You mean the photo I posted over at jgoo's crib?

Yeah, "something else" would be charitable.

Since it is coming clean time, I will admit that TomK was me.

Ah, now I haven't seen that one. I was thinking of the one posted way back when.

Well, since we're all coming clean, I should tell you all that I'm really gay. Taquisha was just a coverup. I'm here after Tomk........

Good luck, Weggie. If he rebuffs you ( and I HOPE that doesn't have any special meaning to you ) you can always hope that he gives you a special recomendatio to whoever purchased his lezy laundry.

recomendatio?!

*snort snort snort*

Larry, you were Stainweggie??

Man, the sock puppet revelations are a silver lining to the whole CR closure... maybe a silver sliver, but silver nonetheless...

waht be goin on now?

I had to read it a few times before I caught that hidden away just above the picture!

Aha! Clever. I read that one three times trying to figure out if anything had been revealed and still didn't get it! (I hate to admit that!)

And WHO was Cowboy Joe??

Come-on, don't take it to the grave with you!

This was my one sock-puppet. It fulfilled a mission of mine to skewer certain narcissists in the Piano Forum. I later played an even dirtier deed behind the scenes to undermine a certain piano dealer who I happen to know is full of carp.

My most satisfying achievement on PW.