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#898110 - 03/13/05 06:49 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
The 89th Key Offline
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Registered: 10/20/04
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Loc: Northern Virginia
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Originally posted by Mercutio:
When Szmmy played in the sandbox the cat kept covering him up. [/b]
Haha, I must admit I laughed out loud on that one. \:D

Keep them coming Merc, it's fun to watch Szmmy squirm! \:D
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#898111 - 03/13/05 07:13 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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Yes, Mr. 89th, it's fun watching you squirm with meaninglessness. At the very least you could laugh at some original humor not the recycled old jokes that Mercutio uses to deflect criticism of his ignorant views.

But then that would put you in the same category. Sorry my bad.
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#898112 - 03/13/05 07:20 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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Szmmy's uncle's dying wish was to have him sitting on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

Once when Szmmy was lost he saw a policeman and asked him to help him find his parents. He said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

Szmmy remembers when he was so depressed he was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor. They sent a rabbi up to talk to him. The rabbi said, "On your mark..."

When Szmmy old man wanted sex, his mother would show him a picture of Szmmy.

Szmmy had a lot of pimples. One day he fell asleep in a library. He woke up and a blind man was reading his face.

Szmmy's wife made him join a bridge club. He jumps off next Tuesday.

Last night Szmmy's wife met him at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned Szmmy and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." He went over. Nobody was home!

Szmmy went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

Szmmy was making love to this girl and she started crying. Szmmy said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

During sex Szmmy's wife always wants to talk to him. Just the other night she called him from a hotel.

Szmmy's marriage is on the rocks again. His wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Szmmy's psychiatrist told him he's going crazy. Szmmy told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"
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#898113 - 03/13/05 07:23 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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Matt--they are classics.
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#898114 - 03/13/05 07:26 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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Such a lack of imagination. I would have thought that someone with such an ability to so thoroughly fantasize about Jewry would have a little more on the ball with his humor.

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#898115 - 03/13/05 07:32 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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Yiddish humor is cyclical. It's always the same joke with a slightly different twist.

At another time--we should have a thread on humor.
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#898116 - 03/13/05 07:36 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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What a troll you are, Mercutio. There's nothing of substance when you're challenged. You just want to cause conflict. Man against man.

Just like Satan did with Cain and Abel.

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#898117 - 03/13/05 07:39 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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 Quote:
Originally posted by Szmyt:
What a troll you are, Mercutio. There's nothing of substance when you're challenged. You just want to cause conflict. Man against man.

Just like Satan did with Cain and Abel. [/b]
True, I am a troll,

But what would you expect from a Jew like me?

\:D
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#898118 - 03/13/05 07:43 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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A Jew like you? No such thing. That would be an insult to Jews.

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#898119 - 03/13/05 07:44 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
The 89th Key Offline
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 Quote:
Originally posted by Matt G.:
Yes, Mr. 89th, it's fun watching you squirm with meaninglessness. At the very least you could laugh at some original humor not the recycled old jokes that Mercutio uses to deflect criticism of his ignorant views.

But then that would put you in the same category. Sorry my bad. [/b]
Some of the oldest jokes are some of the best.

If you have something to say about me personally Matt, don't be a coward, just tell me directly.
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#898120 - 03/13/05 07:44 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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So tell me Mercutio. Do you believe in God?

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#898121 - 03/13/05 07:46 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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My mom's grandmother died for it. Good enough for Hitler--good enough for me.
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#898122 - 03/13/05 07:47 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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Died for what being a troll?

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#898123 - 03/13/05 07:48 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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Oh now I see. "The Jews killed my grandmother."

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#898124 - 03/13/05 07:49 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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 Quote:
Originally posted by Mercutio:
Good enough for Hitler--good enough for me. [/b]
????? I hope you are kidding Merc.
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#898125 - 03/13/05 07:51 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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One guy on the Forum actually figured it out.

\:\)

Good night.
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#898126 - 03/13/05 07:59 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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 Quote:
Originally posted by The 89th Key:
If you have something to say about me personally Matt, don't be a coward, just tell me directly. [/b]
Now don't get all excited. One thing that you need to learn to do is not be a cheerleader. Inevitably, you will end up with guilt by association, like it or not.
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#898127 - 03/13/05 08:01 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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Well if that's the case Mercutio I give you even less credit than you deserve.

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#898128 - 03/13/05 08:08 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
The 89th Key Offline
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Matt, I'm as calm as a clam. It seemed as though you were indirectly calling me ignorant, so I was giving you a chance to talk to me directly instead of the former. And I dont mind guilt by association, as long as I know the truth, and those who would open their eyes for more than a second would also know the truth. No problem here!
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#898129 - 03/13/05 08:14 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
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 Quote:
Originally posted by Szmyt:
Well if that's the case Mercutio I give you even less credit than you deserve. [/b]
Szmyt,

Look, you don't have a clue about where I'm coming form. Lives are very complicated. So are posts. The first post you hung me on I wasn't saying what you thought I said at all--I was RESPONDING. The post started "JEFFERY", I was responding to JEFFERY'S chain of thought--NOT WHAT I ACTUALLY BELIEVED.

Ask Jeffery, ask him--he'll tell you that my post was written in HIS frame of reference. It was an aside to HIM. Nothing more.

Jeffery will tell you that that post is nothing CLOSE to what I actually believe.

Szmmy, get to know the people and personalities on the Forum before you post. Please.

I'm sure you mean well. You had some fun with me, I had some fun with you.

Now learn who we are and what we're all talking about before you post again.

Nice to meet you,

Merc
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#898130 - 03/13/05 08:17 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
Mercutio Offline
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Loc: Hart Island, NYC
 Quote:
Originally posted by The 89th Key:
Matt, I'm as calm as a clam. It seemed as though you were indirectly calling me ignorant, so I was giving you a chance to talk to me directly instead of the former. And I dont mind guilt by association, as long as I know the truth, and those who would open their eyes for more than a second would also know the truth. No problem here! [/b]
89th,

Any association with me will make you an idiot.

The love Matt's got for me ain't showing too much these days.

\:D
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#898131 - 03/13/05 08:47 PM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
bachophile Offline
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Registered: 10/01/04
Posts: 742
damn, one of the problems of being in a different timezone then all u western folk is that i cant answer in real time. just read the flames a few hours later.

oh well

one of the prices u pay for living in terra sancta.
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#898132 - 03/14/05 04:48 AM Re: Just some pictures of "uterine contents"
Jeffrey Offline
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Registered: 04/18/04
Posts: 2948
Loc: New York
89: "Originally posted by Mercutio:
Good enough for Hitler--good enough for me." "????? I hope you are kidding Merc."

I don't think Merc's post means quite what you and others think it means. He may be trollish, and often posts so as to bait people, and I don't fully understand why he posts the way he does, but his statement should not be read literally in this instance.

Szmyt - Merc is correct in his next to last post that his original post was addressed to me, and he is correct that I did not take personal offense at it. I suggest you drop the issue, at least for now. Merc and I have had PMs in the past, and that is all I will say about the topic.

Merc: people should not be forced to give up their traditional culture and associations, regardless of whether the theory they are based on is false. Most of the religious cultures of the world are, in theory, false. You have to come up with other examples of minority groups that should be forced to conform to the majority, and you are clearly having trouble doing so. Also, the idea that the Jews brought it upon themselves by not converting is a traditional Catholic position and not quite so original as you imagine.


Peace to all.

- Jeffrey

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