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#916228 - 06/16/07 02:16 PM Some clean humour...
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Registered: 05/23/07
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Loc: One hour east of Int'l date li...
Said the lawyer to the waitress after seeing the dessert menu:

*Since I'm a lawyer, I think I'll have the Torte*.


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#916229 - 06/16/07 02:38 PM Re: Some clean humour...
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Registered: 10/31/05
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A Englishman is eating in a Parisian restaurant and finds a fly in his soup.

He summons the waiter and declares in his best French "Regardez... un mouche!"

The waiter peers into the dish and says "Non monsieur, c'est une mouche."

The Englishman replies "Goodness me, you must have incredibly good eyesight!"
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There are two rules to success in life: Rule #1. Don't tell people everything you know.

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#916230 - 06/16/07 11:04 PM Re: Some clean humour...
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haha quite clever!

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