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#916679 - 02/06/09 11:04 AM Musicale - C, E-flat and G go into a bar...
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Loc: Parsonsfield, ME (orig. Nahant...

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we
don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth
between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out
flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a
second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this
relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at
the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've
found in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined
shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this
could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually, C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C
is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a
minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale
correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any
wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are

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#916680 - 02/06/09 11:18 AM Re: Musicale - C, E-flat and G go into a bar...
Paul Kolodner Offline
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Registered: 06/19/05
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Loc: Hoboken, NJ
You should be deeply ashamed...

#916681 - 02/11/09 05:17 PM Re: Musicale - C, E-flat and G go into a bar...
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Registered: 10/11/08
Posts: 179
Loc: Vienna
Ha, why should they be ashamed? I thought it was funny.

#916682 - 02/12/09 08:48 AM Re: Musicale - C, E-flat and G go into a bar...
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Registered: 06/21/08
Posts: 66
Loc: Calgary, Canada
Mr. Kolodner,

Your complaint is duly noted, but I suspect that if anyone was upset by that pun it was purely accidental.
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