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#916684 - 05/10/06 11:24 AM Love this joke!!!
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 53
Loc: TX
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar.
The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up-scale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar.
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#916685 - 05/15/06 11:06 AM Re: Love this joke!!!
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Registered: 05/10/06
Posts: 1047
Loc: United States
Ha ha!! That's pretty good!
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#916686 - 05/18/06 04:36 PM Re: Love this joke!!!
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Registered: 01/20/06
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That's excellent...but I'd never remember it to pass it on!
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#916687 - 05/30/06 12:01 PM Re: Love this joke!!!
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Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 918
Loc: Ede, Netherlands
I don't get this one \:\( .
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#916688 - 07/31/06 12:35 PM Re: Love this joke!!!
Terrance I.McGee Offline
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Registered: 07/31/06
Posts: 12
Loc: Houma,Louisiana USA
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Originally posted by Frank_W:
Ha ha!! That's pretty good! [/b]
I agree!

pianohumorTerrance
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#916689 - 08/02/06 05:06 AM Re: Love this joke!!!
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Registered: 08/14/05
Posts: 95
Loc: Sweden
Yes this one is excellent! It took me at least a second read until I even noticed that even "bar" had another meaning than I thought.

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#916690 - 08/02/06 08:01 AM Re: Love this joke!!!
Frank_W Offline
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Registered: 05/10/06
Posts: 1047
Loc: United States
Truly, a joke without measure. I hope no one gets into a temper and desides to beat you for your trebles. One would hope that they would just leave you a note... or maybe just one for the staff... Hopfully, no one will say anything sharp, though. After thinking my signature was flat, it's good that it seemed to come in at the perfect minuet to strike a new chord and help things feel natural again. Thank goodness it's fine` and we can rest without having to repeat it again!! Now, let's see if they've got a 5th of Beethoven behind the bar!!

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#916691 - 08/02/06 08:03 AM Re: Love this joke!!!
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Wow what a coda that is \:\)

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