I once went into a piano bar.
It was too loud, so I left and found a pianissimo bar

Contributed by Gary R. Denton, TX

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!

What was the question?

uhm... was that THAT funny ? I guess it was...whahahahahaha.

Heh.

Where's the barline!

-_-

Why was the pianist constipated?

Why WAS the pianist constipated?? (I know a rude answer but it'd require a composer rather than a pianist...)

There was a slow movement? :-0

What's nice than two roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ

OK!

pianohumorTerrance

haha, interesting.

A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

:D (followed by striking C - G - C with the left hand on the piano (the bass notes)).

I've got to remember that 'pianissimo bar' gag!

Hi there, I've just joined and am like a kid in a candy store - I love pianos to a degree that makes my friends just shake their heads in pity for me. I've got lots of silly, fun piano stuff on my piano blog that I'm just starting (see below).

Sort of a piano-political-not-joke coz it actually happened:
This is true: back in the horrible days of apartheid in South Africa I was asked to sing and play the piano at Sun City. I refused and they thought I was mad turning down all that money. I said it would be impossible anyway because all the black keys of the piano would be at one end of the keyboard and all the white keys would be at the other...they were not amused...

Oops, meant to have my piano blog listed in my last posta sit has stoopid piano stuff on:
http:hazelquinn.bravejournal.com