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#917094 - 03/13/06 07:26 AM Piano Joke
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I once went into a piano bar.
It was too loud, so I left and found a pianissimo bar

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#917095 - 03/13/06 11:48 AM Re: Piano Joke
kenny Offline
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!

#917096 - 03/13/06 02:16 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Posts: 209
Loc: N.Eastham, MA.
What was the question?
A441 New piano sales from 1947 to 1973. Owned music store 1959 to 1973. Sold Mason&Hamlin, Knabe, Chickering, George Steck. Full time piano technician since 1973.

#917097 - 03/13/06 04:14 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 02/21/06
Posts: 918
Loc: Ede, Netherlands
uhm... was that THAT funny \:\) ? I guess it was...whahahahahaha.

"Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is never enough for music."
-Sergei Rachmaninoff.

#917098 - 03/14/06 12:53 AM Re: Piano Joke
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Loc: Liszt's backyard.
Heh. \:\)
So, you're a cannibal.

#917099 - 03/18/06 12:30 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Posts: 95
Loc: Sweden
Where's the barline!

#917100 - 05/07/06 03:49 AM Re: Piano Joke
I'm Liszt's coffee pal. Offline
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Loc: Liszt's backyard.
So, you're a cannibal.

#917101 - 05/07/06 05:18 AM Re: Piano Joke
Arabesque Offline
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Registered: 05/16/05
Posts: 558
Loc: Japan
Why was the pianist constipated?
It don't mean a ting if it don't have dat swing

#917102 - 05/18/06 04:39 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 01/20/06
Posts: 298
Loc: Marlow, Buckinghamshire, Engla...
Why WAS the pianist constipated?? (I know a rude answer but it'd require a composer rather than a pianist...)
Piano tuner 23 years.
Musica lux in tenebris...

#917103 - 05/18/06 04:44 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Loc: Shreveport, LA
There was a slow movement? :-0
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#917104 - 06/03/06 04:17 AM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 05/30/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Germany
What's nice than two roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ

#917105 - 07/31/06 12:32 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Loc: Houma,Louisiana USA

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#917106 - 09/10/06 12:22 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 09/03/06
Posts: 506
Loc: USA
haha, interesting.
"Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable." -Leonard Bernstein

#917107 - 12/24/07 03:51 AM Re: Piano Joke
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Piano Lessons with Master Teachers

#917108 - 04/12/08 10:47 PM Re: Piano Joke
pianoman3849 Offline
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Registered: 03/03/08
Posts: 13
Originally posted by kenny:
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! [/b]
remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper
the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...
so have fun, think "good thoughts" only,
learn to laugh at yourself, and "Count your blessings"!!!!!!!

#917109 - 05/08/08 12:09 AM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 200
Loc: Hawaii
A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
Semper ubi sub ubi

#917110 - 05/14/08 10:23 PM Re: Piano Joke
melissa d Offline
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Registered: 09/17/07
Posts: 113
Loc: Cibolo, Texas
\:D \:D
My blog such as it is http://melissasjourneys.blogspot.com

#917111 - 05/14/08 10:48 PM Re: Piano Joke
hotkeys Offline
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Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 788
Loc: Massapequa, NY
Originally posted by Kawai, HI:
A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet. [/b]
:D (followed by striking C - G - C with the left hand on the piano (the bass notes)).
...The ultimate joy in music is the joy of playing the piano...

#917112 - 07/29/08 03:15 PM Re: Piano Joke
Hazel Quinn Offline
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Registered: 07/29/08
Posts: 12
Loc: UK
I've got to remember that 'pianissimo bar' gag!

Hi there, I've just joined and am like a kid in a candy store - I love pianos to a degree that makes my friends just shake their heads in pity for me. I've got lots of silly, fun piano stuff on my piano blog that I'm just starting (see below).

Sort of a piano-political-not-joke coz it actually happened:
This is true: back in the horrible days of apartheid in South Africa I was asked to sing and play the piano at Sun City. I refused and they thought I was mad turning down all that money. I said it would be impossible anyway because all the black keys of the piano would be at one end of the keyboard and all the white keys would be at the other...they were not amused...

#917113 - 07/29/08 03:17 PM Re: Piano Joke
Hazel Quinn Offline
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Registered: 07/29/08
Posts: 12
Loc: UK
Oops, meant to have my piano blog listed in my last posta sit has stoopid piano stuff on:


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