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#917094 - 03/13/06 07:26 AM Piano Joke
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Registered: 05/24/01
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I once went into a piano bar.
It was too loud, so I left and found a pianissimo bar

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#917095 - 03/13/06 11:48 AM Re: Piano Joke
kenny Offline
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Registered: 05/29/01
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Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!

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#917096 - 03/13/06 02:16 PM Re: Piano Joke
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What was the question?
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#917097 - 03/13/06 04:14 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 02/21/06
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Loc: Ede, Netherlands
uhm... was that THAT funny \:\) ? I guess it was...whahahahahaha.
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#917098 - 03/14/06 12:53 AM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 03/11/06
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Loc: Liszt's backyard.
Heh. \:\)
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#917099 - 03/18/06 12:30 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Loc: Sweden
Where's the barline!

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#917100 - 05/07/06 03:49 AM Re: Piano Joke
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Loc: Liszt's backyard.
-_-
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#917101 - 05/07/06 05:18 AM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 05/16/05
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Loc: Japan
Why was the pianist constipated?
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#917102 - 05/18/06 04:39 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 01/20/06
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Loc: Marlow, Buckinghamshire, Engla...
Why WAS the pianist constipated?? (I know a rude answer but it'd require a composer rather than a pianist...)
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#917103 - 05/18/06 04:44 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Loc: Shreveport, LA
There was a slow movement? :-0
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#917104 - 06/03/06 04:17 AM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 05/30/06
Posts: 33
Loc: Germany
What's nice than two roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ
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#917105 - 07/31/06 12:32 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 07/31/06
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Loc: Houma,Louisiana USA
OK!

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#917106 - 09/10/06 12:22 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 09/03/06
Posts: 506
Loc: USA
haha, interesting.
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#917107 - 12/24/07 03:51 AM Re: Piano Joke
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\:\)
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#917108 - 04/12/08 10:47 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 03/03/08
Posts: 13
 Quote:
Originally posted by kenny:
Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! [/b]
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#917109 - 05/08/08 12:09 AM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 200
Loc: Hawaii
A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
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#917110 - 05/14/08 10:23 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 09/17/07
Posts: 113
Loc: Cibolo, Texas
\:D \:D
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#917111 - 05/14/08 10:48 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 788
Loc: Massapequa, NY
 Quote:
Originally posted by Kawai, HI:
A note left for a pianist from his wife
Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet. [/b]
:D (followed by striking C - G - C with the left hand on the piano (the bass notes)).
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#917112 - 07/29/08 03:15 PM Re: Piano Joke
Hazel Quinn Offline
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Registered: 07/29/08
Posts: 12
Loc: UK
I've got to remember that 'pianissimo bar' gag!

Hi there, I've just joined and am like a kid in a candy store - I love pianos to a degree that makes my friends just shake their heads in pity for me. I've got lots of silly, fun piano stuff on my piano blog that I'm just starting (see below).

Sort of a piano-political-not-joke coz it actually happened:
This is true: back in the horrible days of apartheid in South Africa I was asked to sing and play the piano at Sun City. I refused and they thought I was mad turning down all that money. I said it would be impossible anyway because all the black keys of the piano would be at one end of the keyboard and all the white keys would be at the other...they were not amused...

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#917113 - 07/29/08 03:17 PM Re: Piano Joke
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Registered: 07/29/08
Posts: 12
Loc: UK
Oops, meant to have my piano blog listed in my last posta sit has stoopid piano stuff on:
http:hazelquinn.bravejournal.com

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