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Originally posted by LisztAddict:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by HannahT:
<strong> URANUS! That's bad.  
why was the mushroom invited to the party? because he was a FUN-GUY! :p
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That mushroom - funguy joke is good too. 
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hehe thanks man, you are very nice 
why was the mushroom invited to the party? because he was a FUN-GUY! :p
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I heard it as ... So, a mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here!" And the mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a fungi." :p "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh--" "MOOOOO!
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"knock, knock" "who's there?' "interrupting chicken with an identity crisis" "interupting chicken wi--" "MOOOO!"
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Pair of jumper cables walks into a bar and sits down. Bartender comes over and says, "Ok, I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything."
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When life hands you lemons, throw them back and add some of your own. Stupid life.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
-to get the Russian Newspaper
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Why do elephants piant themselves yellow?
- to hide in your Banana pudding.
Think about it! Have you every seen an elephant in your banana pudding? NO! Why? Because they're hiding in it!
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Originally posted by HannahT: Originally posted by LisztAddict: [b] </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by HannahT: <strong> URANUS! lm(fat)ao
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Another walk-into-a-bar joke:
A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar-tender here?"
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Another walk-into-a-bar joke:
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Is this a joke?"
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Here's one told today at a relative gathering:
A dumb blond sold her car so she could buy gas for it!
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Originally posted by pianojerome:
Another walk-into-a-bar joke:
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Is this a joke?" Supposed to be, I guess! 
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Another walk-into-a-bar joke:
A man walking into a bar!
ba dum phsh
rofl!
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One time I walked into a bar, but fortunately I didn't get hurt.  Chris
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What did the elephant say to the piano?.....Nothing it had no teeth..Yha I know haa......
D #C C B D #C C B D D #C D #D E #C C B
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Originally posted by hv: Originally posted by pianojerome:
[b] This guy complains to his friend, "Oy, my daughter is so ugly, she'll never get married!"
"Well," replies his friend, "how ugly is she?"
"She's so ugly - if you were to put her on a platter, next to a herring, you wouldn't tell the difference."
His friend thinks for a moment.
"What kind of herring?"
The first man is a little surprised by the question, and he quickly answers: "Err.. Bismarck."
"Too bad," his friend laments. "You see, if it were Madjes, she'd at least have a much better chance."
[/b]Reminds me of something you'd WISH to be a joke, but isn't: the Swedish surströmming, that is fermented herring! It smells so bad, that the cans are often opened under water, and it tastes (no matter that a lot of Swedes claims to the opposite) even worse: rotten fish! So run away if a Swede invites you on rotten fish: It's NOT a joke!!
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
"Ouch."
"Ouch."
"Oy vey."
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Originally posted by buxtehude: Originally posted by hv: [b] Originally posted by pianojerome:
[b] This guy complains to his friend, "Oy, my daughter is so ugly, she'll never get married!"
"Well," replies his friend, "how ugly is she?"
"She's so ugly - if you were to put her on a platter, next to a herring, you wouldn't tell the difference."
His friend thinks for a moment.
"What kind of herring?"
The first man is a little surprised by the question, and he quickly answers: "Err.. Bismarck."
"Too bad," his friend laments. "You see, if it were Madjes, she'd at least have a much better chance." I just remembered that a Swede once explained to me that Matjes is Swedish for young girl and that matjes herring is from female fish that haven't yet spawned. And that its usually served fresh and salty as opposed to pickled in vinegar like Bismarck herring. [/b]
So run away if a Swede invites you on rotten fish: It's NOT a joke!! [/b]Hm, seems kind of fishy to me...
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A blonde walks up to a truck at a stop light and says: "Hi! My name is Heather and you're losing your load!"
The truck driver drives on.
At the next light. Heather catches up and says: "Hi! My name is Heather and you're losing your load!"
The truck driver drives on.
At the next light. Heather catches up again. This time huffing and puffing. She says: "Hi! (huff puff) My name is Heather!...(huff)... And you're losing your load!
This time the truck driver turns to blonde Heather and says: "Hi. My name is Kevin. It's snowing out and I'm driving a salt truck.
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