"Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1

Posted by: Cindysphinx

"Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:14 PM

Now that we have an official doomsday clock, we need to turn this place into a blockbuster action flick. You know, Towering Inferno. Poseidon Adventure. Titanic. That kind of carp.

:snaps that little black and white clapboard thingy:

Places everyone. . . . I need the extras running around. Good, excellent. Now cue the wind machine . . .

And *ACTION!!!*

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"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M NOT READY TO DIE. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

"NO!!!! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME! SAVE YOURSELVES. LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:cough, sputter:
Posted by: markjpcs

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:16 PM

\:D \:\(
Posted by: RonTuner

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:18 PM

FLEEEEEEE! Flee for your lives!
Posted by: kluurs

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:22 PM

KLUURS: Cindy!! CINDY!!! (pulls Cindy from river...)

KLUURS: "Cindy - speak to me!!! Don't leave me!"

CINDY: Coughs, sputtering water...

KLUURS: "Here let me get you out of those wet things..."
Posted by: apple*

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:34 PM

I don't have a clock... I think I can stay.. \:D
Posted by: RKVS1

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:42 PM

rkvs: Here, Kluurs, you go wring out her clothes, while I administer the "Harmless" maneuver.


(rk aside to Director: "Can't we work on that line just a LITTLE? It could really harm my standing in the TeenMags. " )

Didn't Dr. Angst or Prof. Satiate publish anything in this area?

huff
Posted by: ChickGrand

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:48 PM

 Quote:
Originally posted by apple*:
I don't have a clock... I think I can stay.. \:D [/b]
Yes. When the clock runs out for those of us who have them, *we* all disappear. And our protagonist apple remains. The irony is that she being the only one without a clock, there is suddenly no one to talk to after 9 p.m. and she's left desolate to write melancholy verse for all eternity in "The Twilight Zone".

(You can have my last nice round number, apple. \:\) )
Posted by: apple*

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:53 PM

I am real and you* are real
in love with what we make
and what we've made and will,
by our thoughts will ever be
what we are, and who we will
become as you* and me


you* = you (English collective plural)

thank you Rick - I'm quite flattered
Posted by: Cindysphinx

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:55 PM

Kluurs: \:D

There's always one character in denial. Good creative choice, Apple. \:D

OK, lunch break's over. Back into character, people.

ACTION!!!

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Cindy: CJQ, is :hack, choke: . . . is that you?

Kluurs: Yes, baby. It's me.
Posted by: kluurs

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 01:58 PM

KLUUURS: what happend to you? What happened to your clothes???
Posted by: Bernard

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:02 PM

"IT'S A SIGN!!"
"The end of the world is eminent!"
Posted by: Cindysphinx

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:09 PM

Bernard: "We're running out of options, people! Think, think everyone, think!"

ChickGrand: "There are always options, Bernard. You know about options, don't ya? We may have to . . . "

Bernard: "Go on."

ChickGrand: "We may have to *eat* someone. Not because we want to --"

:moans of disgust:

ChickGrand: "Suck it up, people! Look. We'll just draw straws, OK. I'm fresh out of straw, but I have quite a lot of piano wire, so we'll just have to make do. Then I will hold the wire in my huge, monster hands and we'll abide by the results."
Posted by: kluurs

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:20 PM

KLUURS: I brought my own straw...Thank heavens. - Here Cindy, you can have my straw...it's the last straw. Frank gave it to me.

CINDY: But KLuurs - what about you?

KLUURS: If you don't go, you'll regret it.. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life
Posted by: Cindysphinx

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:23 PM

Cindy: "ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION!! I cannot stand it when people don't answer my questions! Am I not speaking English here! 'What about you?' was the question. Focus, man, focus!!!"
Posted by: kluurs

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:31 PM

KLUURS: If you stayed here with me, you'd just keep throwing yourself at my feet, begging, pleading...It's so difficult...makes it hard for me to practice the piano.

CINDY: So, you want me to go?

KLUURS: Yes, I should have the first movement of the Waldstein done by next week. Go to your Estonia - and play like you've never played...
Posted by: markb

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:32 PM

Jerry Luke popping up out of river: "Did I just hear that the AB Dominatrix is not clothed? Yes, there *is* a G-d!"
Posted by: kluurs

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:33 PM

TomK: Some people say it sounds like you've never played now...

KLUURS: Tom - you soapy cad! Go back to those Brazilian lesbians and leave us alone.
Posted by: markb

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:33 PM

Jerry Luke, noticing Kluurs: "Hey, who invited Skrat!?!"
Posted by: kluurs

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:34 PM

Jerry, I've adopted Skrat some time ago - really identify with that character...
Posted by: markb

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 02:41 PM

Doh! I'm not going to see how this ends, as I'm logging off now and won't have access to a computer until after 9:00. Guess I'll have to see the exciting conclusion when the movie comes out.
Posted by: kluurs

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 03:02 PM

TOMK: Cindy, forget kluurs - come away to my Brazilian soap factory...I have some friends you'll want to meet.

CINDY: Uh...

TOMK: The women they will dance for you...as they have danced for me.

MATTG (aka Illinois Jones): No, you don't Tom. Cindy comes with me...as he swoops down and carries her off.

Cindy: My hero

TomK: Foiled again!!
Posted by: Luke's Dad

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 04:47 PM

Switch scene's:

Handsome, rugged gentleman, looking at the bright light in the sky, getting bigger and bigger.
"Damn, why'd I have to go and quit smoking now."
Posted by: Cindysphinx

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 05:18 PM

Flashback sequence . . .

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Satan: Here, have one of these, Luke'sDad. Don't worry, you can quit anytime.

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Congrats one last time, Luke'sDad.
Posted by: kenny

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 05:22 PM

Kenny is ruining his hybrid's MPGs as he races to NY to profess his undying love to Bernard before 9:00 PM EST.

But he is thinking it will only take 3 tanks of gas to reach NY.
Posted by: kathyk

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 05:26 PM

can i have a role, can i have a role?!!!!!
I'll settle for anything. \:\( How bout:


KATHYK: I'll get you my Pretttty! HAAHAHHHAHAHAAAA!
Posted by: Cindysphinx

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 04/21/05 05:40 PM

Fine, KathyK.

You can be Shelly Winters.
Posted by: apple*

Re: "Coffee Room -- DeathWatch", Scene 9670, Take 1 - 08/30/06 05:57 PM

 Quote:
Originally posted by ChickGrand:
 Quote:
Originally posted by apple*:
I don't have a clock... I think I can stay.. \:D [/b]
Yes. When the clock runs out for those of us who have them, *we* all disappear. And our protagonist apple remains. The irony is that she being the only one without a clock, there is suddenly no one to talk to after 9 p.m. and she's left desolate to write melancholy verse for all eternity in "The Twilight Zone".

(You can have my last nice round number, apple. \:\) ) [/b]
:) - my 12300nth post.
someday i'll have posted the most