Piano is racist

a student pointed out that pianos are racist because they have more white keys than black keys. Immediately, a student in the back pointed out that they ARE racist because they only have black and white keys and no Asian keys.

But old pianos had inverted colours :

Ha! That's a delightfully silly joke. Thanks for sharing.

An ironic fact is that most piano keys today are made in Asia and so are in fact black and white Asian keys.